Disturbing BBC children's TV programs that aren't rude but just were: Muffin the Mule. Andy Pandy is coming to play. The wooden tops. Le Maison De Hector ("I am just a naughty old Hector!") It's no wonder we leapt behind the sofa when Dr Who? came on.

Microsoft Teams should operate more like gambling sites; After a while a message should pop up reminding you that you have been working for over an hour and then give you the option of an extended cooling-off period or opting-out for a few weeks.